Me: Hey
You: Hey
Me: How’s it going?
You: Ok. Just getting started.
Me: Do we have a lot of space to fill?
You: A couple of inches here and there.
Me: That’s what she said.
You: Haha. Not to me.
Me: Ha.
You: I’m glad you’re here. I always finish faster when we do it together.
Me: Stop it. You’re bad.
You: Not at that.
Me: Yeah, yeah. So you tell me.
You: Trust me.
Me: Ok, ok, I believe you!
You: I knew you were easy.
Me: Dude! I can’t escape. It’s like being in an entendre maze.
You: You don’t really want to escape.
Me: Yes, yes, I do. I don’t get out much. This is out of my league. I need some time to catch up.
You: So you’re saying you need some help?
Me:….
You: What?
Me: Nothing.
You: Did I ever tell you watching porn really helps pass the time when I’m finishing this work late at night?
Me: Uh, no. Is it newspaper porn? I’ve got a Lois Lane thing going on.
You: Now you’re talking.
Me: I’m even wearing a Superman t-shirt right now.
You: That works. Just the t-shirt?
Me: I’m not telling you that!
You: That would be a yes. Nice. I might be able to shut the porn off now.
Me: Cut it out!
You: Ok, I’ll leave it on if you insist.
Me: Seriously, you’re killing me.
You: Killing you escort istanbul good? Killing you bad?
Me: I’m seriously entirely too sexually frustrated to withstand this machine gun dirty talk you’re laying on me right now.
You: ….
Me:…..
You: Is that so?
Me: That was probably the wrong thing to say.
You: Not at all.
Me: I don’t even know you.
You: Doesn’t that make it better?
Me: I don’t know.
You: Sure you do.
Me: I’m confused.
You: You should try porn if you’re sexually frustrated. It works wonders.
Me: I can’t do that.
You: Why not?
Me: I’m a good girl.
You: And you see where that’s gotten you. Sitting up in the middle of the night getting turned on by a virtual stranger with a dirty mouth.
Me: I didn’t say I was turned on!
You: You’re not?
Me: ….
You: You are.
Me: I don’t know what to say.
You: Say yes, because it’s true.
Me: Maybe a little.
You: Haha. I knew it!
Me: Laughing at me isn’t going to help.
You: I’m sorry. I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing with happiness.
Me: You like that I’m turned on?
You: I just told you I’m watching porn. You think I don’t like when a woman’s turned on? Especially when it’s because of me?
Me: So what’s the porn about.
You: Well, escort bayan istanbul as you know, there is rarely much of a plot. And given your current state, I’ll get to the good parts.
Me:….
You: Still with me?
Me: uh huh
You: Right now this guy is going down on this girl. Her legs are spread on the bed and he’s licking her clit good. She must really like it too because she’s moaning and squeezing her …
Me: Stop
You: What?
Me: You have to stop.
You: She’s really squeezing her nipples. Now he’s licking her clit and sliding his fingers in and out of her pussy. It looks really wet.
Me: Please stop.
You: I wish I was doing that to you right now.
Me: Oh god.
You: That’s what you need, isn’t it?
Me: Yes.
You: I am really good at that too.
Me: Please. What aren’t you good at?
You: Fucking. Because I’m GREAT at that.
Me: Haha.
You: You wouldn’t be laughing if I was doing it.
Me: No doubt.
You: If I was there, what would you want me to do most?
Me: That.
You: Fucking you?
Me: Yes.
You: Fucking you hard?
Me: Yes. Yes.
You: I bet you like it from behind, don’t you?
Me: How did you…?
You: Maybe we know each other better than you think.
Me: Maybe.
You: Can you imagine how good bayan escort istanbul it would be if I was there right now?
Me: My heart is beating so fast.
You: My dick is so hard right now.
Me: Oh god.
You: If I was there, your heart would be beating as fast as I was fucking you. Because it would be hard, and fast, knowing how bad you need it.
Me: Oh. Oh my.
You: Do you know what I’m doing right now?
Me: No…
You: Opening the button of my jeans. Pulling down my zipper.
Me: I can’t take it.
You: Can you feel your pussy through your panties? Because I know that is all you are wearing.
Me: ….
You: I have my dick in my hand.
Me: I can’t do this.
You: Yes you can. Do it.
Me: I will. I have to.
You: That’s a good girl. Don’t you wish you could feel how hard my dick is right now?
Me: Yes, oh god, yes.
You: It is so big and hard. It would give you such a good ride right now.
Me: I’m….
You: You’re coming?
Me: y……
You: Me too. Almost.
Me: So does that porn of yours have any blow jobs in it?
You: Oh god.
Me: You know what I wish?
You: Tell me. Slowly.
Me: I wish I could slide your dick in my mouth right now and blow you until you explode down my throat.
You:….
Me: How’s that for a good girl? You’re coming now, right?
You:…
Me: I told you I’d catch up.
You: Holy shit. You weren’t kidding.
Me: I haven’t had this much fun at work in a while.
You: Haha. You know what the best part of it is?
Me: What’s that?
You: We get to do this again next week.
The End.